Hello friends!

Big announcement: THE GOD BOX IS GOING ON TOUR. (Cue the cartwheels) Specifically, this tour is going to focus on living rooms around the country. Yes, the whole country. I want to see every nook and cranny this big bad place I live in.

So, if you or anybody you know has a living room that would like to host a performance of The God Box, email me at I have a comprehensive document that can probably answer most of your questions. Yes, this is real. Yes, my mother is having a panic attack.