Welcome to the website!

Phew! Who would have guessed that I could ever figure out this “internet” thing? Well, I’ve joined you hipsters and your crazy fads, so here is my brand new website. I wanted to write this inaugural blog post, because I never see blogs that acknowledge their first post.

Hey everyone. This is my first post.

And what can you expect on this website? Plenty of things. A cornucopia, if you will.

  • Dates/ Times for upcoming shows
  • Tour updates
  • Amusing and/or interesting facts about me
  • Secret plans to infiltrate Mentos headquarters and steal all the candy
  • Any other relevant information I need to share

Welcome, see you at the next post!